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We’re two ADHD-powered geeks running on dopamine, punchlines, and the dream of never attending another corporate meeting. Between gaming marathons, Lego builds, and quoting movies no one asked for, we make merch that is proudly and uniquely “YOUR JAM”. Whether you want to show off your personality, or rep your cause, we got something for you. If we don’t, well, we love to take custom orders!! Let us bring the retirement plaque for your spouse, personalized water bottles for your kids youth organization, or gifts for your bridal party to life! To quote Andrew (Robin Williams) from Bicentennial Man “one is happy to serve.”
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Congratulations, you’ve found the only wooden magnets that truly understand your vibe: 98% sarcasm, 2% hope, and a sprinkle of “I survived another plot twist in the 2025 season finale.”
These laser-engraved beauties cling to your fridge like your last shred of sanity—featuring snarky one-liners, pun-fueled nonsense, and designs cute enough to distract from the existential dread. Whether you're a meme hoarder, a pun gremlin, or just here for the emotional support magnet, we’ve got your fridge covered. Perfect for gifting to friends, enemies, or that coworker who thinks sarcasm is a love language
Stick ‘em. Laugh. Cry. Repeat.
Wood: 3mm Basswood
Magnet Power: Can hold several sheets of standard paper, or 2 school pictures, lol.
Size: We try to stay as close to 2 - 2.5in as possible
Not every brain works the same way, and not everyone can use the same tools. Some need textures, and some need sounds to and soothe overstimulated brains. The fidget toys that we sell are are designed to do just that. Perfect toys for neurodivergent minds, STEM-curious kids, and anyone who needs a break from screens (or siblings).
Great for
party favors
classroom calm-down kits
keeping little hands busy while grown-ups pretend to relax.
Ages: 6+
Colors are subject to change based on our filament stash and how much coffee we’ve had, so if you see one your kid will love (or won’t scream about), grab it before we run out.
Every once in a while, our ADHD gremlins go feral and start engraving whatever WE like. Now we have a growing chaos collection that we would like to pass onto you.
Wrapped in full-throttle geekery—from pixelated nostalgia and sports sarcasm to rainbow rebellion and comic book chaos—this beast of a beverage holder screams, “Yes, I do have strong opinions about fictional characters and iced coffee.”
Built for marathon gaming sessions, rage-watching playoff losses, or surviving yet another meeting that could’ve been an email, this tumbler keeps your drink cold (up to 24 hrs), your hands dry, and your personality front and center. Bonus: you can even purchase a handle, because apparently not everyone enjoys playing “Will I Drop This?” roulette.
Whether you’re sipping, slurping, or dramatically chugging, these tumblers are here to say: hydration is political, personal, and probably caffeinated.
Perfect for liquid courage (or iced coffee, same thing)
Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and tempers colder for 24-48 hrs
Stainless steel interior: built tougher than your ex’s ego.
Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw. Removable handle sold separately.
These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.
Details:
4" slate: rugged, moody, and emotionally stable
Laser-etched sarcasm that won’t fade, even after questionable cocktails
Built to protect surfaces while roasting spills and side‑eyeing guests
Perfect balance of utility + attitude: they catch drips and feelings
Perfect For:
Parties, game nights, and roommate roast sessions
Passive-aggressively judging condensation crimes
Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house
For the people who run on caffeine and sheer determination!
These tiny 3D‑printed cups are the perfect “I see you” gift for: tired parents, overworked teachers, night‑shift warriors, and anyone whose personality is 70% coffee.
Wide variety of colors to choose from — bold black, chaotic rainbow, “I tried today” purple, and more. Clip it to your keys, badge reel, backpack, or emotional support water bottle.
Cute. Colorful. Judgment‑free. Just like the barista who knows your order before you speak.
Warning: May cause spontaneous “OMG that’s adorable” from coworkers and students.
For the people who deal with life’s nonsense on a daily basis.
These 3D‑printed poop pals are the perfect “yep, that tracks” accessory for tired parents, healthcare heroes, night‑shift warriors, office survivors, and anyone who’s just… done.
Available in a whole spectrum of chaos — from “Overcaffeinated Black” to “Radioactive Optimism Green” — because some days are worse (or funnier) than others.
Clip one to your keys, badge reel, backpack, or emotional support water bottle. They’re cute, durable, and way more socially acceptable than screaming into the void.
Bonus: They make people laugh, which is basically emotional caffeine.